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I want you to swill along with me on this one, trust me, it’ll be okay; unless you’re at work but that’s your choice. Go get yourself a bottle of pucker, doesn’t matter what flavor, I’ve got cherry-berry and it’s pretty tasty, and a bottle of sugar-free lemonade. Got em? Good. Now we’re fixin’ to fix ourselves something tasty, so go get all dolled up and done up nice, we’ll wait….

Aren’t you fabulously darling! Ok cutie, get a glass, pour it about halfway full of pucker. Yes, just a little bit more, there ya go. Now we pour in a little lemonade, about the other half of the glass, give it a swirl with your favorite swizzle stick- those things are just the bee’s knees, aren’t they? And now you take a sip of my wonderously simple delightfully wicked new beverage. What should we call it? The Pouty Princess comes to mind, because it could easily be prissed up with an umbrella, or an ice cube. Whatever, that’s just how we roll in these parts.

Ok, either we dance, or we go home, so let’s shake it my babies

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